Dumb Ways to Die蠢蠢的死法

《Dumb Ways to Die》（蠢蠢的死法）
澳大利亚墨尔本铁路安全公益广告。

以下是英文、中文歌词。
词：John Mescall
曲：Oliver McGill
编曲：Oliver McGill
英文歌词：
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
中文歌词：
放火烧你的头发
拿根棍子捅灰熊呐
吃上一堆过期药
用私处去把食人鱼来钓
蠢蠢的死法
好多种蠢蠢的死法
用根叉子去拿吐司
电工活儿你自己来
自学飞机肿么开
吃块两星期都没放冰箱的派
蠢蠢的死法
好多种蠢蠢的死法
把杀人狂请进门
在毒贩的新车上划个痕
在外太空摘下你的头盔
悄悄地躲在干衣机里
蠢蠢的死法
好多种蠢蠢的死法
养响尾蛇当宠物
把两个肾都在网上卖掉
吃上一管万能胶
（白）不知道这个红色按钮是什么用哦？
蠢蠢的死法
好多种蠢蠢的死法
在狩猎季节扮成一头驼鹿
闲着没事把一窝马蜂惹怒
站在火车站的站台边缘
开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
它们虽然不押韵却很可能是……最蠢的死法
好多种蠢蠢的 好多种蠢蠢的死法
（旁白）在火车周围请注意安全，墨尔本Metro提醒您。

原来是广告