谢耳朵字幕组[S06E02]谢氏语录及相关(所以其他人都是相关么....)--001
00. Penny's home(?)
On the gravy boat(That's from Sheldon):"In the event of a divorce,please return to Sheldon Cooper."
---- "One 'inappropriate,yet I wish I thoughtof that' gravy boat", according to Penny.
编者:嗯....真是一如既往的谢氏作风.....................
00. Penny's home(?)
"I've always wanted a whole human skeleton and they are really spendy."
---- Amy talked about her wedding gift.
00. Penny's home(?)
Barnett: So, you actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday?
Amy: Not just someday. In exactly four years.
Amy: But don't tell Sheldon.He's still a flight risk.
00. Penny's home(?)
Barnett: What about you, Penny?
Penny: What about me what?
Barnett: Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married?
Penny: Oh, well, you know, Leonard is great.
Barnett: But do you think you'll ever get married?
Penny: He's a sweetie.
Amy: You're not answering the question. Do you love him?
Penny: Yeah, sure, of course I love him.
Barnett: It doesn't sound like it.
Penny: Well, I do.
Barnett: Do you tell him that?
Penny: No, he'd just take it the wrong way.
Amy: What does that mean?
Penny: It means he is special and smart and nice and...
Barnett: Are you gonna break up with him?
Penny: No! ....................Maybe. I don't know.
Barnett: I had no idea you were unhappy.
Penny: That's the thing: I'm not.I'm not unhappy at all. It's just... I don't know...I-I've been in love before, but it felt different. But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love.
编者: Barnett和Amy各种犀利啊...Penny你是要闹哪样...请保持内稳定状态......
01. At L&S's home
Sheldon: Let me talk to him (Howard).Go ahead.
Sheldon: 2311 North Los Robles Avenue, Pasadena, California to International Space Station. Can you read me? Over.
Howard: Yes, I read you, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Copy that. Over.
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: I am talking to a man in space. If you don't have the (walkie-talkie static) then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street.
Howard: You're out of your mind, Sheldon.
Sheldon: That's a negative. My mother had me tested. Over.
02. At L&S's home
Sheldon: The big deal is I was expecting us to be an intimate group of five. Now, we're going to be a...faceless mass of six.
03. At L&S's home
Sheldon: At the movies, Wolowitz always eats Raisinets.
Stuart: Would you feel more comfortable if I ate Raisinets?
Sheldon: Well, it's hardly my business what you eat, as long as it doesn't crunch during the film and it's Raisinets.
04. At L&S's home
Sheldon: One more question. If you're going to replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little more about you.
Stuart: All right.
Sheldon: Wolowitz went to MIT. What's your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let's go.
编者:MIT原来和art school是同等位置的...|||.....
05. Go to the movies
Sheldon: This insistence on hand-holding is preposterous.
Amy: Well, I like it.
Sheldon: Yeah, of course you do. You're a girl. You like all kinds of hippy-dippy things.
Amy: ......Just watch the movie.
06. Go to the movies
Sheldon: It's not fair. Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands.
Amy: There might be a reason for that.
Sheldon: Sweaty? Unhygienic? Looks dumb? Take your pick.
07. Go to the movies
Sheldon: If she wants to end her pair-bond with Leonard, why on earth would she guzzle a witches' brew of his soda and spit?
Amy: It's complicated.
Sheldon: String theory is complicated. That's just yucky.
Don't get any ideas.(表想喝我的)
08. Go to the movies
Sheldon: How can she not be sure how she feels? You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. Trains? Love them. Swordfish? I love them, too. They're fish with a sword for a nose.
Amy: Regardless, don't say anything to Leonard.
Sheldon: Now you're asking me to keep a secret from my best friend, colleague, and roommate?
Amy: Yes, please, Penny will kill me.
Sheldon: Fine. FYI: secret-keeping? Hate it. Hand-holding? Not a fan. Hammerhead shark? I love that thing. Yeah, it's another fish with a tool on its head.
09. At L&S's home
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: I think I might have tartar buildup.My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to. Maybe your tongue is shrinking.
Leonard: Nope.
Sheldon: Oh, you have no idea how annoying this is.
Leonard: I'm starting to get a sense of it. Don't worry. I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow.
Sheldon: Thank you. I appreciate that. You're good people, Leonard.
Sheldon: ...There's something I need to tell you.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: I can't tell you.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: I can't tell you why I can't tell you. So I guess there's two things I can't tell you.
Leonard: I wish there were more.
10. At L&S's home
Sheldon: I'm sorry. This is really important.
Leonard: What is it?
Sheldon: I like The Transformers. Do you like The Transformers?
Leonard: Where exactly did your mother have you tested?
11. At L&S's home
Sheldon: Leonard, The Transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be. You know, like, uh, a semi truck might be an alien robot, or, uh, someone in a romantic relationship, uh, might feel differently than they appear to. Or a conversation about The Transformers might actually be about someone in this room. I'm going to pause to let that sink in.
Leonard: Okay, I think I understand.
Sheldon: U do?
Leonard: The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you...(此时耳朵的表情真是销魂啊)but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.
Sheldon: That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
编者:同意..Leonard你要怎么才能推理出这么不靠谱的理论啊.....
On the gravy boat(That's from Sheldon):"In the event of a divorce,please return to Sheldon Cooper."
---- "One 'inappropriate,yet I wish I thoughtof that' gravy boat", according to Penny.
编者:嗯....真是一如既往的谢氏作风.....................
00. Penny's home(?)
"I've always wanted a whole human skeleton and they are really spendy."
---- Amy talked about her wedding gift.
00. Penny's home(?)
Barnett: So, you actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday?
Amy: Not just someday. In exactly four years.
Amy: But don't tell Sheldon.He's still a flight risk.
00. Penny's home(?)
Barnett: What about you, Penny?
Penny: What about me what?
Barnett: Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married?
Penny: Oh, well, you know, Leonard is great.
Barnett: But do you think you'll ever get married?
Penny: He's a sweetie.
Amy: You're not answering the question. Do you love him?
Penny: Yeah, sure, of course I love him.
Barnett: It doesn't sound like it.
Penny: Well, I do.
Barnett: Do you tell him that?
Penny: No, he'd just take it the wrong way.
Amy: What does that mean?
Penny: It means he is special and smart and nice and...
Barnett: Are you gonna break up with him?
Penny: No! ....................Maybe. I don't know.
Barnett: I had no idea you were unhappy.
Penny: That's the thing: I'm not.I'm not unhappy at all. It's just... I don't know...I-I've been in love before, but it felt different. But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love.
编者: Barnett和Amy各种犀利啊...Penny你是要闹哪样...请保持内稳定状态......
01. At L&S's home
Sheldon: Let me talk to him (Howard).Go ahead.
Sheldon: 2311 North Los Robles Avenue, Pasadena, California to International Space Station. Can you read me? Over.
Howard: Yes, I read you, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Copy that. Over.
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: I am talking to a man in space. If you don't have the (walkie-talkie static) then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street.
Howard: You're out of your mind, Sheldon.
Sheldon: That's a negative. My mother had me tested. Over.
02. At L&S's home
Sheldon: The big deal is I was expecting us to be an intimate group of five. Now, we're going to be a...faceless mass of six.
03. At L&S's home
Sheldon: At the movies, Wolowitz always eats Raisinets.
Stuart: Would you feel more comfortable if I ate Raisinets?
Sheldon: Well, it's hardly my business what you eat, as long as it doesn't crunch during the film and it's Raisinets.
04. At L&S's home
Sheldon: One more question. If you're going to replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little more about you.
Stuart: All right.
Sheldon: Wolowitz went to MIT. What's your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let's go.
编者:MIT原来和art school是同等位置的...|||.....
05. Go to the movies
Sheldon: This insistence on hand-holding is preposterous.
Amy: Well, I like it.
Sheldon: Yeah, of course you do. You're a girl. You like all kinds of hippy-dippy things.
Amy: ......Just watch the movie.
06. Go to the movies
Sheldon: It's not fair. Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands.
Amy: There might be a reason for that.
Sheldon: Sweaty? Unhygienic? Looks dumb? Take your pick.
07. Go to the movies
Sheldon: If she wants to end her pair-bond with Leonard, why on earth would she guzzle a witches' brew of his soda and spit?
Amy: It's complicated.
Sheldon: String theory is complicated. That's just yucky.
Don't get any ideas.(表想喝我的)
08. Go to the movies
Sheldon: How can she not be sure how she feels? You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. Trains? Love them. Swordfish? I love them, too. They're fish with a sword for a nose.
Amy: Regardless, don't say anything to Leonard.
Sheldon: Now you're asking me to keep a secret from my best friend, colleague, and roommate?
Amy: Yes, please, Penny will kill me.
Sheldon: Fine. FYI: secret-keeping? Hate it. Hand-holding? Not a fan. Hammerhead shark? I love that thing. Yeah, it's another fish with a tool on its head.
09. At L&S's home
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: I think I might have tartar buildup.My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to. Maybe your tongue is shrinking.
Leonard: Nope.
Sheldon: Oh, you have no idea how annoying this is.
Leonard: I'm starting to get a sense of it. Don't worry. I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow.
Sheldon: Thank you. I appreciate that. You're good people, Leonard.
Sheldon: ...There's something I need to tell you.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: I can't tell you.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: I can't tell you why I can't tell you. So I guess there's two things I can't tell you.
Leonard: I wish there were more.
10. At L&S's home
Sheldon: I'm sorry. This is really important.
Leonard: What is it?
Sheldon: I like The Transformers. Do you like The Transformers?
Leonard: Where exactly did your mother have you tested?
11. At L&S's home
Sheldon: Leonard, The Transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be. You know, like, uh, a semi truck might be an alien robot, or, uh, someone in a romantic relationship, uh, might feel differently than they appear to. Or a conversation about The Transformers might actually be about someone in this room. I'm going to pause to let that sink in.
Leonard: Okay, I think I understand.
Sheldon: U do?
Leonard: The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you...(此时耳朵的表情真是销魂啊)but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.
Sheldon: That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
编者:同意..Leonard你要怎么才能推理出这么不靠谱的理论啊.....
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