12.12.25 圣诞款

Jumbo:It seems a holiday that the human loves,my boss rode on me and led me to a wide street with six human beauties followed...

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警察：
It was Christmas, my favorite holiday of the year. I was meant to have a day off today, but my colleague was sick, so I took over his shift. I would never regret going to work that day because the funniest thing happened.
When I was on my patrol duty around the children’s hospital, I saw an elephant walking slowly on the main street, with Santa Clause riding on his back. Around the elephant, six young ladies were singing Christmas Songs as they walked. It was happy to see Santa on Christmas, but traffic regulations should always be kept to at any time. I came near to the elephant rider and asked him to walk along a by-street for the traffic’s sake. Santa was willingly to go, but the elephant was standing still. He must be terrified by the honking of the cars. So I called the station to send more men. In the end, fifteen strong men pushed together with all our strength and we finally get the elephant off the main street. We definitely should put him into jail, but considering his giant body and a good record, we decided to let the cute elephant and Santa go.

围观者
I was on my way to the supermarket for tonight’s dinner and I saw an elephant stand in the middle of the street, on her back sat a mid-aged man dressed up like Father Christmas and 6 young girls laughing and shouting at the policemen down below. The policemen were trying to push the elephant to the side-street, but the elephant just didn’t move, and the mid-aged man was also trying to give some orders to the elephant, but the elephant didn’t listen. I heard people around me making various comments. Some said it was hilarious to see such a scene on Christmas, others said the police must think of an idea to get the elephant away from the street, otherwise accidents are very likely to take place under the road condition. I though to myself: I better go get my groceries, but this time, no rush. Since the elephant had already told me that I should slow down.

Jumbo
My name was Jumbo, and I was a baby elephant. Don’t just a book by its cover, I might not live long enough, but I saw no less than you did, and I did know a lot of things. I could tell the arrival of spring by the bird singing. I could tell whether my boss was happy or not by the way he walked.
This morning, when my boss came to me with an armful of gifts, I knew he was going to take me to the children’s hospital. My boss had a warm heart, but was a little weird. When we were almost ready to go, I found that he dressed up himself as Father Christmas and that I was not his only partner, he invited other 6 girls. I favored to be low key, apparently he didn’t. While we were walking on the street, I could see people passing by without turning their eyes. This is the last thing I wanted. And then the policemen came to us, and I panicked. I had no idea of what was going on. I just felt someone was pushing me and someone was shouting at me, but I just couldn’t figure out the situation. I just froze.

Man 的角度：
I broke my right leg several weeks ago so I had to be in hospital these days. Time in hospital us very boring. I have nothing to do except reading newspapers. This morning my doctor came to me and said that I could attend the New Year Celebration as my leg had been good enough. I am very happy because I have been totally tired of the terrible life here and can’t wait for fun. I had asked for a Christmas leave before but was refused, since the recovery was not good enough. The party is great and I haven’t seen so many people for a long time. The champagne is so tasteful that I just can’t stop drinking. Maybe it’s a little much, but for god’s sake I have spent so many miserable days in the hospital that I should be compensated. People dress up themselves and they look really nice. I talk with others, saying about my unfortunate right leg and unpleasant experiences in the hospital. Uh, I am a little drunk…I kind of can’t stand well…it’s not good…I have to go back…ouch! What’s happening? Why is my left leg so hurt?...

医生的角度：
Something happened to Mr. Jackson last night. He broke his left leg as well as the right one. As his doctor, I totally understand him. A few weeks ago he was sent to hospital because of his right leg broken. In order to be fixed, his leg has to be in plaster. His daily life became not as easy as before with plaster. I know he wants go home. He has been keeping asking me when he could go home. My answer never changes: when your leg’s recovery is good enough. I saw his depression in Christmas Day but I couldn’t let him out. Things were getting better. Maybe he could get out for the celebration for New Year. When I told him he was very excited. At that time I never thought that he would broke his left leg. He drank too much and slipped down. I guess he has to spend a few more weeks in hospital and will not be allowed to get out till completely recovery.

警察的视角，
Last Chritmas, I was on duty. I wished I could stay at home with my familly, so I was not in a good mood that day. But something happened that night made it all different.
I bet most of you have saw elephant when you were young, in a zoo or somewhere animal should stay, but defenitely never ever in the main street. So I was pretty shocked when I saw the damn big thing, along with a guy dressed as Sainta who was riding it and accompanied by a 'guard of honour' of 6 pretty girls. you have to admit, It was not something you could normally see, and it was definitely a good topic to talk to a 6-year-old daughter.
Everyone loved the sight, but the street was jammed and we had to get the traffic going. After a few minutes, me and my other 14 colleagues managed to push the elephant to the side-street.It was a difficult task but we all had a good laugh.

围观群众的视角，
Oh honey, I'm so sorry that I was late for the Christmas party. Yes, I left work 2 hours ago but I got into a traffic. There was something happened in the road and the police had to come up. No no no, not an accident, not something like that. You'll never guess, and I think you'll love the story. You remember the circus we went to last month? And the elephant who's name was Jumbo? He was the reason that caused our jam. The circus owner was dressed up as Sainta and riding the pool animal to diliver some presents. They also got 6 pretty girls to guard them. Since they stopped the traffic, the police
tried to get them to the side-street. But Jumbo didn't coorperate so they had to push him. They got 15 policemen to do the job. It was really hilarious.

围观群众：

I was walking on the street this afternoon for getting my girlfriend a Christmas gift. Across the street there was a crowd of people surrounding. It seemed that something happened there and I decided to go and have a look. Wow, guess what I have seen, a giant friend. A baby elephant maybe. Later on I got to know that the man, owner of the elephant, also owned a circus and he was going to take some presents to a children's hospital. On the way to the hospital, he was stopped by the policemen because the elephant seriously caused some traffic troubles. But even though the man agreed to leave the main street, the elephant wouldn't like to move. After trying some ways, the policemen had to give up and let it go. Then the elephant became a present for all the passer-bys.

1. Jumbo
Last Christmas, my master gave me an amazing trip outside the circus. I was allowed to walk on the human's street. I had never do something like this before. Before we started our trip, i was so excited. Because there were six prett girls who was going to walk with me during the whole trip. At first of the trip, I was so curious about everything on the street because I never saw these things before. There were a lot of friendly people said hi to me. I was so happy until some policeman showed up and told my master that I should go back to the circus immediately because they worried the safety of the passerby. But I was too happy to leave. So I decided to stay on the street whether these policemen was going to arrest me or not. But, after they realize that they could not move me, they started laughing. Human! What a weird species!

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2. Policeman
The worst part to be a policeman is that you have to work during the holidays. Everybody will have a great time with their family but you cannot. But last Christmas was kind of funny. I went on patrol just like usual with my collegue. Everything went normally just like the working day until we found a elephant walking on the street. That terrified us a lot. Because we had never seen something like that before. An elephant! Seriously?! We ran to the elephant immidately. It turned out that a owner of a circus decided to take some presents to a children's hospital by the elephant. That is good owner. But there is law on the public places. So, we had to ask the owner to move the elephant out of the street because the it was causing the traffic problem. Though the owner agreed to leave but the elephant refused to move. So we decided to move the elephant by ourselves. Fifteen of us tried to get the elephant off the street but failed because it was so heavy. Although we could not move the elephant we laughed so happy. Then one of us decided to let the elephant go instead of arresting it because it had a good record!

Jimmy Gates 的视角
I like stay with children, they are full of pureness and happiness. Today is the biggest day of a year, so I want to give our little angles something surprise. I took a baby elephant named Jumbo with me, and six beautiful girls of my circus to children’s hospital. Though we were stopped half way----we were not allowed to walk on the main street, only can be on the side way. Those police men were so dull that even didn’t know that today is Christmas when everything can be forgiven, why they cannot be a bit more humorous?
I gave way to those uniform guys, but Jumbo didn’t. He loves to walk on the clean and flat road without any barrier. So we had to try kinds of ways to make him change his rout. People around us stopped and laughed happily, they may thought today was a best Christmas they have ever got. Yes, I’m proud of my job, we bring people laugh and rest, making people reminding fantastic things in life, giving them more reasons to pursue a better world. Happy Christmas, everyone!

1.Policeman
Last Christmas I was on duty of petrol. Most people walking on the street were carrying presents to their beloved ones. The city was filled with the smell of fireworks and gasoline. As a new comer to the office I had been worked on Christmas for two years in a row but last year was special to me because I wanted to spend the time with my new-born son. So there was I standing and wishing that Santa could realize my wish. My fellow called me for help when I was contemplating. A Baby elephant came into my sight as I arrived at the scene. He wouldn’t move no matter how his master ordered. We gathered about fifteen policemen to push him out of driveway. The baby elephant was adorable and I took a picture with him. I sent the picture to my wife and son. I thought they would be proud to have a baby elephant with us on Christmas.


2.Doctor
Hospital is a dreadful place for most patients but it was where I had worked. The reason why most people came down with illness was that they never ever were patient with their heath. Last Christmas a patient drank a little more than good to make up the fun he had lost in hospital. Just like I always told you, his impatience got him broken his left leg that night and he had to spent the New Year’s Eve in hospital. A while ago before the Christmas he asked me when he could get the hell out of hospital and I told him New Year’s Eve on condition that his recovered.

Man视角：
Oppos， I had broken my leg before Christmas! I didn't mean to bother anyone in the hospital for weeks, but somehow I just dreaded having to spend Christmas in the creepy hospital . Maybe the vampires will milk me at that day. Just kidding, hard as they tried, my leg unabled to recover, it still in the stupid plaster. Laugh as you wish. I couldn't help memorized those memorable days I spent with my buddies, it full of fun and joy, and hot chicks, how could I miss it? Thankfully, the doctor promised that I could sneak out for a while in the Christmas day, of course, in plaster. Anyway, This splendid news made my day. The New Year celebrations as remarkable as I thought, the food was so yummy, and the wine was unable to resist. I was drunk. I even didn't remember exactly what I saying, I just couldn't stop bragging, then I slipped. The last thing I knew was that I was going to spend the rest of the year in hospital. What a tragedy!


医生视角：
Last month I received a patient who had broken his leg, he was furious with the long treatment process, I was impatient too for the Christmas was about to coming! He kept nagging with the pain , all I could do was keeping smiling and ansering. We did try our best to treat his leg, but these bruises still needed sometime to heal. On Christmas day, the poor guy dragged his leg and sat on the garden , I was touched by his puppy dog eyes. Then I told him that he could go out for a while ,but he must stay away from alcohol no matter what. If anything happened to him, I would be dead. I guess it was so called"consequence", he was back, with anther broken leg. I was about to mock him and say"Told you so", Because I knew he wasn't listening to me. He must drank a lot of wine. According to one of his buddies , he really had a good time and whinged about the hospital, of course, including me. Hadn't I let him go to the party, he would have recovered by now. It was my fault now? How could he said that!

Jimmy Gates
Last Christmas, I decided to take some present to a children hospital. I dressed as Father Christmas and chose six hot girls to come with me. I rided a baby elephant named Jumbo as a reindeer and went through the main street of the city. A policeman come to me and said I was supposed to go along a side-street,or otherwise Jumbo would hold up the traffic. Though I agreed to not make a traffic jam but Jumbo didn't care, He refused to make a move. Fifteen policemen had come to push he off the main street, they had a really hard time but they didn't feel so bad."He is at least a few tons weigh,I'm glad we didn't have to carry him." said a ploiceman afterwards," Of course we should arrest him, but since he has a good record, we are suppose to let him off this time."

I'm Jimmy Gates,the curator of a circus.Last Chrismas,I decided to give some presents to a children's hospital,so I dressed up as Santa claus, accopanied by a guard of honor of six pretty girls and rode a young elephant called Jumbo set off down the main street of the city.But I just forgot the police would never allow the sort of thing.A policeman came to me and told me that Jumbo should have walked along a side-street as it hold up the traffic.I agreed him immediately,however,Jumbo wasn't willing to move.Then another 14 policemen approached and pushed altogether to get Jumbo off the street,it was quite a hard work for them.When the work was finished,the policemen got fun,one of them thought Jumbo weigh a few tons,and luckily they had no need to carry Jumbo,whatsmore,they hadn't arrested Jumbo for the sake of it's clear record.Sounds funny.

Jumbo

I'm Jumble,a promising elephant in Jimmy Gates' circus.I was almost staying the whole life in the cages,which was totally tedious for me,but I had a unfinished adventure to the outside world the Last Chrismas!Gates somehow dressed up as a red-clothes man surranded by other six girls went outside,and surpsingly taking me with him!I walked on the big broad street and saw a lot of funny people crammed in some colorful tiny metallic boxes shuffle around us and kept being very noisy!Suddenly a uniformed people came to ask Gates sth while I was enjoy walking.And then,it's unbelievable that Gates went to the nearby narrow street and he even wanted to make me there!I certainly stayed still.However,more and more uniformed ones flocked to me and push me altogether,I resisted a while,then gave up.Those men laughed at me afterwards for no reason!I was still angry now.

围观群众

It was a unexpected Christmas episode for me.

This morning, on my way to my parents’ home, I was stopped in my tracks when I noticed something unusual on the main street that a Father Christmas and accompanied by a guard of honour of six beautiful girls riding a baby elephant called Jumbo. A gossip woman around me said those who came from the circus carried many Christmas gifts for the children’s hospital.

Everyone realized it was forbidden that animal appealing on the main street especial in the rush hour. Sure enough, a policeman ordered that they must transfer to a side street. Though they agreed to go immediately, Jumbo refused to move at all. All were watching it with deep interest, as no one has the experience of deal with that. At last the 15 strong policeman pushed hard to move it off the main street.

jimmy Gates

Last Christmas, i intended to gave some toys to the local children’s hospital as the Christmas gift. Of course, as the owner of the circus owner, i decided to attracted everyone’s attention of the donation process as before.

Dressed up as Father Christmas and accompanied by a ‘guard of honour’ of six lovely girls, i set off down the main street of the city riding a baby elephant called Jumbo. The crowds all watching and discussing us as i expected. After a while, the policeman arrived and ordered that we must transfer to a side street because the Jumbo holding up the traffic. I greed to go immediately but Jumbo refused to move completely. Oh, what can i did? Finally 15 strong policeman had to push hard to get Jumbo off the man street.

Worst of all, i was sentenced in prison for “disturbing public order”.

6.5
Jumbo
I can’t believe my ears when I was informed that I would ride Santa Jimmy to the children’s hospital! It was fantastic! I always believe in Santa Clause and I’d love to go the North Pole one day if possible!
Anyway, forth from the circus tripped a lovely elephant, me, on the main street surrounded on all sides by a “guard of honour” with Jimmy on my back. I was so excited that I wish I could fly like Dumbo! After all, it was Christmas time! It means eggnog, candy cane and stockings filled up with presents! I also looked forward to the children in the hospital; we were gonna have fun!
However, it seemed we got a situation on the main street. A bunch of policemen came to me and said something to Jimmy. Then…they pushed me! That was an injustice, what were they doing? Who did they think they were? I wanted to go to meet the children! Get help, Jimmy! Unfortunately, even though I refused to move, they kept pushing me to the side street. To my surprise, that was the end. Once I was standing in the side street, they stopped and standed back.
Well, then I realized they just wanted me to walk in the side street. Hey, why didn’t you just talk to me, man?

Policeman
I hate working on Christmas. However, last Christmas was not bad; to some extent, it was amusing.
I was just wandering about on the street when I got a load of this: a Father Christmas riding on a baby elephant accompanied by six pretty girls. That was brilliant, but the point was they were on the main street and started to holding up the traffic. This sort of thing would never be allowed. So I came up, stopped the circle and told the Santa to move to the side street. Santa agreed but not the elephant. I called mayday for backup. With fifteen policemen we pushed very hard to get the elephant off the main street. It was a difficult time; I was in a sweat afterwards. It must weigh a few tons, so it was a relief that we need not to carry him. Of course, he should to be impounded but since he was just a baby, we would just let him off this time.

6.6
Doctor
I’ve got a difficult patient during Christmas time. He kept pestering me to tell him when he could be able to go home. Unfortunately, his condition didn’t allow him to go home, but I consoled him that he could be able to spend his New Year celebrations. Then, the man took heart and, sure enough, on New Year’s Eve he was able to hobble along to a party. I enjoyed myself in a lovely New Year’s party as well.
However, I met the man at the hospital on the next day unexpectedly and learned that he broke his left leg last night. Poor man, he drank too much and slipped on a piece of ice, which gave him another hospital time.

Man
I don’t like hospital since I was a little boy. So it hit me pretty hard at the news that I had to spend my Christmas in hospital. Honestly, I dreaded staying here alone and missing all the fun. I kept asking the doctor when I could leave, but the fact was my recovery was too slow to enable me to hobble. The doctor consoled me that I could be good enough to leave before the New Year celebrations. That was a relief, but time in hospital seemed extremely sullen and slow. At last, this painful ordeal came to an end.
When I was at the New Year party, I drank a lot to compensate my Christmas and kept telling everyone my hate for hospitals. Under the influence of alcohol, I couldn’t get my mind off hospital or stop mumbling and stumbling. As a result, I slipped on a piece of ice with an “ow!”. Then next thing I knew, I saw the same doctor in the same hospital.

I broke my right leg several weeks ago. I was so upset because I had no chance to enjoy Christmas with my friends. So, on Christmas day, I imagined how happy they were. They might make big cake and play fun games. Later, my doctor told me I could leave hospital in time for New Year, I decided to hold a party soon in order to release the pent-up feelings. On the party, I drank too much and became too high. Then, my mind became faint and I fell down when going downstairs. When I woke up, I was in the hospital again..

2.policeman
Last Christmas, I was on duty. I remember it was snowing when I walked down to the main street. The traffic was not good because of the snow. We need to keep an eye on the crossing road, I thought. Then I was totally astonished as I saw a man dressed up like Father Christmas riding an elephant on the main street. Dear me, is he a nut? I felt exceedingly angry and walk to him. He seemed to be slightly nervous and embarrassed when I told him to leave and he ought to have gone along the side-street. The man was about to go but the elephant refused to move. So I called the center and asked for help. Via fifteen policemen hard working, the elephant finally agreed to go. That was really a tough time, however, we deemed it amusing and funny. Afterwards, I knew that the man was called Jimmy Gates who was a circle owner and the elephant named Jumbo, almost weighed a few tons! It was fortunate that we did not have to carry him, indeed. Though we were supposed to arrest him, we decided to let him off this time, for his good record.

1 JIMMY GATES
Hello, everyone. I am Jimmy Gates, the circus owner of the city, and also a happy man with many interesting stories. Last Christmas, I made a decision to visit a children’s hospital and took some presents along. Dressed up as Santa Claus and accompanied by six pretty girls, I set off down the main street riding my good boy, a baby elephant named Jumbo. Jumbo is a cute boy and he likes to stay with people. When I am in the middle of the main avenue, I felt extremely excited and could not help singing songs. As soon as I saw a policeman approached me, I realized that I may have made a mistake. He told me that I should have gone along a side-street as Jumbo was holding up the traffic. I was embarrassed and agreed to go at once, but Jumbo did not listen to me. I almost cried out and had to ask the police for help. They pushed very hard to get Jumbo off the street. Finally it worked. The policeman told the journalist that there are no words to the whole thing. I heard some news that they planned to arrest Jumbo, but as he has a good record, they just let him off this time.

1 Jimmy Gates
Last Chrimas, I decided tho do something different for the sick children in a children's hospital. I prepared lots of presents. Dressing up as Father Chrismas and accompanied by a guard of honor of six pretty girl, I set off down the main street of the city riding a baby elephant called Jumbo, which was one of the most beautiful things in my circus. I just hoped that Jumbo would amuse the children. I never knew that it was not allowed by the police. I was warned by a police officer to go along a side-street because Jumbo was holding up the traffic. I agreed, but not Jumbo. He seemed a little upset to be forced and refused to move. 15 policemen had to push him out of the street very hard. Though it's a little difficult for the officers, they were amused as well. One of the policemen told me afterwards that Jumbo must weigh a few tons so it was fortunate for them not have to carry him. They should have arrested him. But they let him off this time because of his good record.

2 Jumbo
I am a happy little elephant and I was born and raised in a circus. Mr. Jimmy Gates, my host as well as a good friend, was a kind-hearded person. Last Christmas, he decided to bring some presents to a children's hospital. He was dressed up as Father Christmas and accompanied by a guard of honor of six pretty girls. I was chosen to carry them to the hospital along the main street of the city. I was so pleased because I could play with a lot of children and make them happy. Besides, it was very intereting walking along the street and enjoying the view of the city. Just a few minutes later, I was stopped by a policeman because he thought I was holding up the traffic. He order us to go away. I didn't know what "traffic" is and didn't care. I just angry that the police interrupted my journey and even worst, Mr Gates agreed. So I decided to struggle with them by myself. 15 policemen came around and pushed me. At first I was against them. But a moment later, I felt so boring and realized that they would never stop. So I gave up.

1.Jimmy Gates
I'm Jimmy Gates, the circus owner and the story I am going to tell you is about something stupid I did last Christmas. I got up early in the morning and dressed up as Father Christmas, heading to the local children's hospital with six pretty girls. We decided to give those kids a wonderful performance to cheer them up. I set off down the main street of the city riding a baby elephant called Jumbo which I think must be a surprise to the kids.But things went a litttle out of my control. I should have known the police would not let such big animal walk on the main street holding up the traffic. A policeman told me to go along a side-street. I agreed to go at once, but Jumbo refused to move. So the policeman suggeted that we push Jumbo to get him off the main street. Though Jumbo weight a few tons, in the end we made it though fifteen poiceman's hard work. After all those being done ,I ask a policeman if I will be in prison for this incident. Fortunately the policeman said that they should arrest me, but they will let me off this time since I has a good record.

2.Policeman
Last christman I was on duty in the May Flower Street. Everything went well until a giant elephant coming up. I was shocked and wondered why an elephant would walk on the street. Isn't it supposed to be in the zoo? Does he escape from the zoo trying to go shopping for Christmas? It turned out that the elephant belonged to a circus and the circus decided to go to the local children's hospital to give a performance for the kids. 'But you went the wrong way.' I said,' The elephant is holding the traffic. You shold have gone along the side-street.' The circus owner was willing to go but the baby elephant seemed a bit reluctant to move. I have no choice but to call another fourteen policemen to help me get this elephant off the main street, which looked like a few tons weight. We pushed very hard and sweat soaked our uniforms. Finally we got the elephant off the street and the traffic went back to normal. Though the elephant caused the traffic jam, we decided to let him off this time since he had a good record.

3.Good sentence
Dressed up as Father Christmas and accompanied by a 'guard of honour' of six pretty girls, he set off down the main street of the city riding a baby elephant called Jumbo.
He should have known that the police would never allow this sort of thing.
hold up the traffic
but as he has a good record, we shall let him off this time.

1. Jimmy Gates
I’m Jimmy Gates, the owner of one circus. Last Christmas, I decided to dress up as the Father Christmas and sent surprise for the children in hospital. Followed by six beautiful girls ,seated on a baby elephant named Jumbo, I was on the main street of this city. Unfortunately, a policeman found us and asked us to remove to the side-street. But Jumbo didn’t care about holding up the traffic and stood still. Finally, they called fifteen policemen to help. The bad thing was Jumbo is too difficult to remove, the good thing was, the policemen didn’t arrest him because of his good record.

2.围观群众
Christmas is coming around the corner, I think of an interesting thing I saw on the street last Christmas. The traffic was so busy that day, for that a man who seated on a baby elephant was in the middle of the main street. The man seemed like a circus owner, and there were six beautiful ladies with him. Not for a while, the policemen came up and asked them to leave the main street. There was no doubt that they should remove to the side street right now, but the baby elephant had different ideas and didn’t want to move at all. At last, almost fifteen policemen arrived and helped to push the elephant, but it didn’t work. Even though, the policemen hold an optimistic attitude for not need to carry the elephant. Finally, they didn’t punish the elephant and let him go. What an fantastic day I had!

Jimmy Gates：
Last Christmas I was thinking about sending some gifts to children in hospital. So I prepared many toys and books and let the circus bring the baby elephant Jumbo with us. I also dressed up as Farther Christmas as well and accompanied by a 'guard of honour' of six pretty girls. We set off down the main street of the city riding a baby elephant and I known the police will never allow this sort of thing, but it was Christmas! I though we can be an exception at that night. So when the policeman told me that we ought to have gone along the side-street, I pretend to agree him. I known Jumbo, a baby elephant who was holding up the traffic, will not agree. Due to Jumbo is weight a few tons, the police can’t move him totally. They were also amused at that time. At the end, the police let him off by the excuse that he had a good record. So as you see, we did it!

Policeman：
Being a policeman is not easy you know. Last Christmas Eve I was patrolling at the main street. It was sick to work overtime at Christmas. Suddenly I saw a circus setting down the main street driving a baby elephant. It was funny, I love it but I had to told them they ought to have gone along the side-street. So I talked to the man who dressed up as Farther Christmas, and he agreed to go. But the baby elephant refused. You know what, he weight a few tons! We fifteen policeman had very difficult time to push him off the main street. So what can we do? It was Christmas! We were amused by them as well. So what I said just can be that 'so it was fortunate that we didn't have to carry him. Of course, we should arrest him, but as he has a good record, we shall let him off this time.' It was a happy Christmas, right?

Jombo

Last Christmas, the owner of m circus, Jimmy Gates, decided to take some presents to a children’s hospital. He dressed up as Father Christmas and was accompanied by a guard of honor of six pretty girls. He rode me when he went along the main street of the city. However, police do not allow this sort of thing happened. They talked to Jimmy and warned him he will hinder the traffic. They jimmy try to guide me to move to a side-street. But the side-street is too narrow for me to walk there. Thus I did not move. Latter, fifteen policemen came and push me very hard to get me off the main street. Of course I did not do them a favor at all. Known that I weight at least 2 tons, they should thank god that they do not need to carry me. After all these chaos, policemen said they should arrest Jimmy. But thinking about his original intention, they decided to let him off this time.

Let sb off
Set off down
Hold up the traffic
Get sb off

Jimmy Gates:
Last Christmas I decided to take some presents to a children's hospital. I dressed myself up as Father Christmas, rode on Jumbo, a baby elephant, and led six girls of our circus - I called them 'guard of honour' - down the main street of the city. Things went well until a police car approached with a loud voice. The police told me to go along a side-street as Jumbo was holding up the traffic. I agreed but Jumbo seemed not. He stood still and refused to move. The policemen had to push very hard to get him off the main street. Finally, they all laughed out and let us go instead of arresting us. It was really an unforgettable Christmas.

One of the pretty girls:
Last year I had a wonderful Christmas. Our boss, Jimmy Gates, went to the main street of the city on a baby elephant named Jumbo. Jimmy dressed himself as Father Christmas and wanted to take some presents to a children's hospital, and I joined him as one of six 'guard of honour' girl, but the police stopped us on our way to the hospital. They said that Jumbo was holding up the traffic and told us to get along a side-street. Jimmy agreed at one, but Jumbo refused to move. Fifteen policemen had to push very hard to get Jumbo off the main street. It really amused the police. They let us off instead of arresting us. We arrived at the hospital and give the presents to the children. They liked Jumbo very much, though he made us such a big trouble.

Doctor
When I was in middle school, my beloved grandfather died of stomach cancer. For a long time after his funeral, I often dreamed a scene that him was lying in a bed, countless bottle of drugs on the tables, an suffering expression in his face, I was standing in front of him trying to figure out what he was murmuring. I don’t know weather his death influenced me so much, when it came to select a major before entering a college, I chose to became a doctor without doubt.
I have been working at this hospital for five years since graduated. In those years I have seen innumerable people recovered then left or spent their last time in life here and finally died in pain. There are few people that I can remember their names. As a doctor I need learning to forget and not even try to recall. Sometimes memories could hurts. But when I thought of Jarry who used to be my patient, I could not help to laugh out.
Jarry broke his right leg just few weeks before Christmas. For protecting the broken bone, I had his leg plastered and asked him to stayed in hospital for good recovery. From the first day he remained in hospital, he kept asking me when he would be able to go home, and complaining about the not good-tested food, the small bed and the noisy from corridors all the time. I did my best, but his recovery was slow and he had to spent his Christmas in hospital. At Christmas day, I saw him lying in bed without saying anything even didn’t ask me when he could be able to leave. I could fell his despair even I was few miles away. Try to comfort, I told him that he would be able to leave before new year celebrations and would have a good time with his family and friends. In the following days, he became more and more happy, and his leg recovered in a good condition. Just two days before new year celebration, he left.
It was 9’clock am the first day in new year, I had just finished an appointment and told my assistant to let the next patient in. Then I met jarry again, he had his left broken this time.

Jimmy Gates
I have a really crazy Christmas night. I mean, really crazy. At first, I wanted to take some presents for those kid in hospital. One of them named Cherry told me she never saw a elephant before. So I took Jumbo with me, and six pretty girls. My plan was to pretending the Father Chirstmas and surprised them! To tell you the truth, I was so eager to see their pretty little faces when they saw Jumbo that the thought of policemen and traffic never come to my mind. When we started our trip, policemen showed up. They told me it was unnormal for a elephant to walking on the street and the traffic had already affected by it. I felt sorry for those men, you know, trying to keep the traffic on the street, instead of spending time with familiy at this very night. I agreed to move, but Jumbo seemed has his own idea. Fifteen policemen had to pull him to the other side of the street, and they did really a hard work. They let us go at last, for the official records, they said Jumbo had a good record and should not be arrest. But we all know what's happening, right? Now, you'd better go bed and have a good dream, all of you, before nurse came in! Now, huryy up! Good night!

Jumbo
Where is my banana? Sue told me I could get dozens of banana if I let Jimmy ride on me and go to hospital in time. I don't like this idea, night is cold and snow is heavy. But banana is precious in winter, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I let old Jimmy put himself on my back and escorted with six girls. Sue is not here, but she promised she would wait for me to return. We went to the street and there are many cars and people here. No one is taller than me, I had the best view. A kid in the car that behind me was staring at me all the time with round eyes. He reminds me of Sue, for they share the same big green eyes. Later, several men in suits showed up, and talked to Jimmy. You know Jimmy, he is a soft-heart old man, I would never do whatever people asks me to do. I bet they were exhausted to pull me to the other side of street. But finally, we arrived at hospital in time. Jimmy is happy, for he saw the happy faces of children. Sue is happy, for her father is happy. And poor Jumbo, is not happy. Because till now, no one come in and give me my precious banana!!!

[Jimmy Gates]
I am Jimmy Gates, the circus owner. Last Christmas, I decided to take some presents to a children't hospital. Dressed up as Father Christmas and accompanied by a 'guard of honour' of six pretty girls, I set off down the main street of the city riding a baby elephant called Jumbo. I should have known that the police would never allow this sort of thing. A policeman approached me and told me I ought to have gone a side-street as Jumbo was holding up the traffic. Though I agreed to go at once, Jumbo refused to move. Fifteen policemen had to push very hard to get him off the main street. The police had a difficult time, but they were most amused. A policeman said afterwards that Jumbo must weigh a few tons, so it was fortunate that they didn't have to carry him. Of course, they should arrest him, but as Jumbo has a good record, they let him off that time.

[Jumbo]
I am a baby elephant. Everyone called me Jumbo. Last Christmas, the circus owner, Jimmy Gates, decided to take some presents to a children's hospital. Jimmy dressed up as Father Christmas and I carried him. We set off down the main street of the city and accompanied by a 'guard of honour' of six pretty girl. I like the main street. There were so many people and cars. I was so happy. But a policeman approached Jimmy and told him that we ought to have gone a side-street as I was holding up the traffic. Jimmy agreed to go at once, but I refused to move. Though I only weigh a few tons, fifteen policemen had to push very hard to get me off the main street. They had a difficult time, but they were most amused. One of them said that I should be arrested. But as I have a good record, they would let me off this time.

［jimmy gates］
I'm a circus owner.Last Christmas,I decided to take some presents to a children's hospital.Dressed up as Father Christmas and accompanied by a 'guard of honour' of six pretty girls,I was riding a baby elephant called Jumbo and setting off down the main street of the city.A matter I didn't think of is that the policeman would never allow the sort of thing.So I was very surprised when a policeman approached me and asked me to go along a side street because Jumbo was holding up the traffic.I agree with the policeman and wanted to leave the main street.But when I was about to go,I found that Jumbo refused to move.Though I'm his owner,I couldn't force him to move.Few minutes later,fifteen policemen arrived and they were pushing very hard to get him off the main street.They had a difficult time and also very amused.I heard a policeman said Jumbo must weight a few tons,and fortunately they didn't have to carry him.And then he said although they should have arrested him,they ought to let him go this time because he has a good record.

[policeman]
Christmas is coming.I remember the last Christmas,when I was at home and prepared to celebrate the holiday with my family,I received a phone call from my colleague which told me that a circus owner riding a elephant is walking in the main street of the city and holding up the traffic.So I put on my jacket and went to the main street immediately,and when I arrived,another fourteen policemen was already there.I saw a big elephant standing on the main street and refused to move away,and his owner sitting on his body but also couldn't help to do anything.We pushed the elephant very hard to get him off the main street,and I felt myself very amused.I think Jumbo must weigh a few tons,so it was fortunate that we didn't have to carry him.although we should have arrested him, but as he has a good record, we shall let him off this time.

I’m Jumbo, I’m a baby elephant lived in circus. Last Christmas, my boss Jimmy Gates who is the circus owner decided to take some presents to a children’s hospital. He was dressed up as Father Christmas and accompanied by a ‘guard of honor’ of six pretty girls, he set off down the main street of the city riding me, he should have known that the police would never allow this sort of thing. A policeman approached my boss Jimmy and told him he ought to have gone along a side-street because I was holding up the traffic. My boss Jimmy agreed to go at once, but I refused to move. Fifteen policeman had to push very hard to get me off the main street, they had a difficult time, but I saw they were most amused. I heard one of these policemen say that because I weigh a few tons so they fortunately didn’t have to carry me, and they wanted to arrest me, but as I have a good record, they would let me off this time. I knew it was impossible because there’s nothing they could do.

The man:

It was a sad day. It was a few days away Christmas day. I broke my right leg. When I arrived hospital, I realized my doctor was my only hope to go home for Christmas. So, I beg him for hundreds time for curing me before Christmas. But, the doctor just said coldly that I still had to stay at hospital until this damn plaster on my leg.

You won't guess how I spent the time on Christmas day. It was the hardest time in my life. It must have planted deeply in my heart. It have hurt me since that day I broke my leg.

You still can feel the scar on my right leg. Oh yes, it is there! How soft you are!

And finally, I went home before the party of tonight. I am so glad to meet you and...Oh! Eva, Have you heard what happen to me on Christmas day?

Eva: 'Don't go here on that way!'

'It is all right honey. My leg had recovered completely...Oh my god! My left leg!!'

Eva: 'Oh, poor Terry.'






A woman at the party on New Year celebration day:

There was a guy that night. He drank so much wine and told everyone the tragedy he met at the day that was a few days before Christmas day. He said how he spent the hardest time in hospital on Christmas day. How he thought about truth about the human life. How a break though he got by the truth he found when he lay on the bed with the plaster on his leg.

Especially, He beg me to feel his scar. That totally make me stomach up and down. But I felt it as he expected.

Finally, he left me and catch the next person to tell his so call sad story. But he slipped on a piece of ice and broke his left leg instead.

When is the next party? 'On Valentine's day.'

I swear I won't go any party that night.

Jimmy Gates:
As Christmas was approaching, I was going to bring some presents for children’s hospital. Because I’m the owner of a circus, it must be an amazing gift by riding my little elephant ‘Jumbo’, dressing up as Father Christmas, and accompanied by a ‘guard of honor’ of six pretty girls. However, I just forgot to think about the traffic situation on city road…
On the Christmas day, everything was going my way. When riding my elephant along the side street and enjoying the admirable looks, I suddenly realized that the police would never allow me, as my little Jumbo would hold up the traffic. As expected, some polices finally discovered me because the traffic jam was getting worse and worse. As Jumbo freaked out by lots of noise, he didn’t hear a word, so about 15 policemen pushed very hard to get Jumbo off the main street. They had a difficult time, but actually they were amused by themselves. Afterwards, Jumbo was transferred by a van, and police told me that, they should have arrested Jumbo, but since he has a good record, they just let him off this time.
But I thought that they must have been enjoying it quietly for not having to carry a-few-tons-weigh elephant!

Jumbo:
I am a little elephant working in a circus. My boss Jimmy Gates is a very kind person, who always cares for children in hospital and gives out gifts. Last Christmas, he was planning to enjoy a great time with those children by riding on me and give a performance. He dressed up as Father Christmas, accompanied by a 'guard of honor' of six pretty girls. However, on the way to hospital, more and more cars began to honk the horn, and the crowded street even had no place for my feet. It really freaked me out! The horn mixed with my boss instruction, and I couldn’t understand what he wanted me to do. So I supposed that he just tended to calm me down.
After an hour passed, some people wearing the same clothes came and said something to my boss. Then, they began to push me …
Finally, this nightmare was ended by a van. I stepped onto the carriage, and the driver sent me home.
It was really a bad day. I guessed I did need some more days to recover…

Jimmy Gates

A few weeks before Christmas, I received a letter from a fan of my circus. I often receive this kind of letter but what makes this one special is because it was from a kid named Mike who broke his leg due to a terrible car accident. He metioned in the letter that he really enjoyed watching my circus show every Chrismas. However this time he could not go any more. I felt so sorry for his misfortune and an idea came to me. If he could not come to watch,maybe I can bring my show to the hospital! I was very excited at this thought and decided to make it a perfect show. On Chrismas, I rode the popular baby elephant Jumbo accompanied by a guard of honour of six pretty girls to the hospital. When I imagined how happy little Mike would be during my ride, several policemen suddenly approched me and said that I was holding up the traffic by riding the elephant on the road. I was surprised and looked back to the street, many cars were moving slowly behind us since Jumbo walked slowly. I felt so sorry to interrup the traffic so I immediately appologized and got off the back of Jumbo and tried to take Jumbo to the side street. However he would not move!No matter how hard I pulled him and tried to lure him with some bananas, he just refused to listen. The policemen also make efforts to help me get him off the main road. Finally it took fifteen policemen to accomplish this task! The policemen took this very nicely and the reason they would not arrest Jumbo was due to his good record. Wow, he was just popular everywhere!

Police

I worked as usual on last Chrismas. How I wish I could finish work early and enjoyed my time with my family. I looked all the cars and people in street and I believe they all thought the same since every car drove faster than usual. Suddenly I saw a man rode an elephant came. I could not believe my eyes, the elephant just walked slowly and peacefully in the main street as if he was in a circus show! And because of this, many cars stopped, they had to wait for this elephant to pass first. My collegue and I went to stop the elephant and we talked to the man about how he brought trouble to the traffic. He immediately got off the elephant and agreed to take the elephant to the side road. However the elephant didnt want to move at all. Finally we had gathered 15 policemen to drag him out of the main road. And since it was Chrismas and the elephant didnt have any bad record before, we just set him free. I have got to go home at night and shared this story with my kids.They wont gonna believe this!

Jumbo
I have to tell you a funny story that happened last Christmas. My master, Jimmy Gates, wanted to give a special Christmas surprise to the children’s hospital. He dressed up like a Santa, and rode on my back to the destination, with being accompanied by a group of hot girls. I didn’t know who stole his IQ; he even chose the main street to show off. Well, troubles came. A policeman asked him to get off the main street and get along the side-street because my huge body blocked the traffic. Wow, I had never seen my master like this. He kept saying yes and jumped down from my back as quickly as his ass got fire. And an interesting idea came to my mind, so I decided to play a joke with him. No matter what he shouted, I just pretended to be deaf and didn’t move even an inch. As time was flying, the people who were watching this became more and more, and Jimmy got as wet as showered. At last, the policeman thought he had to do something, so he summoned three his fellows and tried their best to push me to get off the street. Well, to be honest with you, I didn’t even feel anything, but I didn’t want to go far, so I professed to being pushed away. If only you guys had seen Jimmy’s look! What a funny day!

Police:
Last Christmas, I had a wonderful adventure. I still remember that the sky was so blue and the air was pretty fresh, I was walking along the main street and seeing the crowd celebrating the day. All of sudden, a riot emerged. A big elephant walked in the middle of the venue! A guy dressed up like a Santa, sitting on the top of the elephant’s back, with his chin rising toward the sky. I acknowledged that the scene was really funny and hilarious, but I had to ask him to get off the street as a mountain of the elephant caused the traffic jam. The guy quickly jumped down and pushed his big pet, however, it didn’t even move an inch. He began shouting and jumping, but no progress was made. I thought I’d better give him a hand, so I asked three other colleagues to get the elephant out of the street. Wow, what an exhausting work. But, thank goodness, we did it, the main street was available again.

1. Man
I accidently broke my right leg and had to stay at the hospital a few weeks before Christmas. I kept on asking my doctor when I would be able to go home. I dreaded having to spend Christmas in hospital. I was not sure whether the doctor tried his best or not, I recoveried very slow. On Christmas day, I still had my right leg in plaster. I spent a miserable day in bed thinking of all the fun I was missing. I was not able to stay with my family and I missed my daughter. The following day, however, the doctor told me that I could leave hospital for New Year celebratoins. I was so happy, I was able to attend along to a party. I drank a little more than was good for me to compensate for my unpleasant experiences in hospital. I met several friends, told them how much I hated hospitals, how much I was happy at the party. But I accidently borke my left leg at the very end of the party when I was going to leave.

As Jimmy Gates
Last Christmas, I decided to give some presents to the children in the hospital. I, as a circus owner, should bring happiness to the children. So instead of driving, I rode a baby elephant named Jumbo to get to the hospital. But Jumbo walked so slowly that we had caused a traffic jam. The police came and asked me to leave. I, a citizen who respects the law, agreed at once. But it was out of my control. Jumbo refused to leave even I stabbed his ass with a spur, which only made it worse. The policemen came up with idea that we could push Jumbo away from the main street. It worked anyway. The scene was hilarious, fifteen policemen pushing a baby elephant while a man was riding on it. The policemen and bystanders were amused, which it’s not my first intention. But I was happy too. Being a circus owner, whatever makes people happy will make me happy too. That’s why I start a circus in the first place. Eventually I got to the hospital and gave all the gifts to the children. Seeing smiles on their faces really moved me. I am too an unfortunate. My parents died in a car accident when I was four. I didn’t have any other relatives and was sent to an orphanage.

As Jumbo
I grew up in a circus whose owner was Jimmy Gates. He was a pretentious snob. Last Christmas, he decided to show off his compassion to the unfortunate by giving presents to children in the hospital. Growing up in a circus instead of the wild, I am too an unfortunate. But the jerk didn’t realize that at all. Instead, he gave up driving and chose to ride me to the hospital. This was the most humiliating Christmas I ever had. I hate being ridden. I hate this stupid son of bitch. So when we were on the main street, I decided to play a little trick. I walked slowly enough to cause a traffic jam. Without any surprise, the police came soon and asked him to leave at once. But I didn’t move at all, even though he stabbed me with a spur. I was going to cause a lot of trouble. But the policemen started to push me to the sidewalk and succeed at the end. They were laughing, all the policemen and bystanders! A bunch of idiots! I hate this world! Screw you guys!

OWNER:
Last Christmas was a funny day, I decided to take some presents to children in a hospital. So I dressed up as Father Christmas and asked six pretty girls come with me as a guard of honour. I set off down the main street of city riding my Jumbo, a baby elephant.But I forgot that it's not allowed to have such big animal in street, then a policeman came to me and asked me go along a side street for Jumbo's holding up the traffic. I have to agree at once, however, Jumbo was unwilling. The policeman had to ask his coworkers come to push him off the main street. they worked really hard ,but without any progress, in terms of Junbo's heavy weight.So they had to make some excuse to give up as they decided to let him off for his good record before.

POLICEMAN:
Last Christmas, I was still working and found a circus man riding an baby elephant on the main street, even accompanied by six pretty girls. I stopped them quickly and told the man it is illegal to take such big animal on the street and they must go along a side street. The man was nice,agreeing at once,but the elephant did' move one step, which made trouble for the traffic. Then I went to ask my coworkers to help me to push him. That's really a hard time for us. Finally we decided to let him off in consideration of his good record.

围观群众：
Last Christmas was so funny, the event that had happened became my new joke for a year. I always talk about it with my family and we would laugh out loud. Last Christmas, just when I went out to buy my children some cupcakes, I saw the most hilarious scene I have ever seen. Fifteen policemen pushing an elephant! I stopped by to have a closer look, then I saw that there were six pretty girls laughing around the elephant and a man who dressed like a Father Christmas. More and more people stopped by and all were curious, or, rather eager to know about what happened. The "Father Christmas " blushed, seems uneasy about the progress, yet he still explained that he just wanted to give a surprise party to the children's hospital. However, things turn out to be quite funny, for the elephant was suppose to be on the side-walk but it wanted to stay at the main-street. It was not easy for the policemen to push an elephant, even a baby one to somewhere. After they have done so, the "Father Christmas" apologized with good-nature about the misconducting. The policemen were amused as well, they laughed and said that they were suppose to arrest them, but considering of the good record of Juno (the elephant's name), they could let it go. Wow, it was an unforgettable and incredible experience!

Doctor:
Such a hilarious thing. In fact, the most funny thing I have ever heard of! What are nowadays people thinking? Do they think our hospital loves to have them? Do they think our doctors are so eager to have them as our patients? We are dedicated to our work because we are trying to help them out, to make them comfortable, to let them remain health! It seems to me that there are really awful a lot people have prejudice against hospitals, so naive. I had a patient who had broken his leg a couple of weeks before Christmas, that guy kept bugging me about when can he get out. I was so patient to him and told him that he might be able to attend a New Year Celebration. He accepted that, and sure enough, he did healed before New Year. However, just when I planned to take a day off and relax, there was a phone call for me. When I say that, I mean, there was a phone call, directly for me, called on my phone. So disturbing, yet as a simpatico doctor, I answered it with 100% patience. Things turn out to be funny. You know what? The guy who had broken his right leg, who just got himself out of the hospital, broken his left leg this time, and they, my peers, are calling for help. I got there, and simmered angry minute by minute. The guy there was, lying on the ground, with all his friends around him, muttering something disrespectful. Extremely disturbing I must say! About our hospital, stuff like how he hate it, how awful it is. Hilarious, does he think our hospital like to have patient like him?

Last Christmas was so funny, the event that had happened became my new joke for a year. I always talk about it with my family and we would laugh out loud. Last Christmas, just when I went out to buy my children some cupcakes, I saw the most hilarious scene I have ever seen. Fifteen policemen pushing an elephant! I stopped by to have a closer look, then I saw that there were six pretty girls laughing around the elephant and a man who dressed like a Father Christmas. More and more people stopped by and all were curious, or, rather eager to know about what had happened. The "Father Christmas " blushed, seemed uneasy about the progress, yet he still explained that he just wanted to give a surprise party to the children's hospital. However, things turn out to be quite funny, for the elephant was supposed to be on the side-walk but it wanted to stay at the main-street. It was not easy for the policemen to push an elephant to somewhere, even a baby one would be a great challenge. After they have done so, the "Father Christmas" apologized with good-nature about the misconducting. The policemen were amused as well, they laughed and said that they were supposed to arrest them, but considering of the good record of Juno (the elephant's name), they could let it go. Wow, that was an unforgettable and incredible experience!

Doctor:
Such a hilarious thing. In fact, the funniest thing I have ever heard of! What are nowadays people thinking? Do they think our hospital loves to have them? Do they think our doctors are so eager to have them as our patients? We are dedicated to our work because we are trying to help them out, to make them comfortable, and to let them remain health! It seems to me that there really are awful a lot of people have prejudice against hospitals. So naive, if you ask me. I had a patient who had broken his leg a couple of weeks before Christmas, and that guy kept bugging me about when can he get out. I was so patient to him and told him that he might be able to attend a New Year Celebration. He accepted that, then sure enough, he did healed before New Year. However, just when I planned to take a day off and relax, there was a phone call for me. When I say that, I mean, there was a phone call, directly for me, called on my phone. So disturbing! But I am a simpatico doctor, so I answered it with 100% patience. Things turn out to be funny. You know what? The guy who had broken his right leg, who just got himself out of the hospital, broken his left leg this time, and my peers were calling for help. I got there, simmered angry minute by minute. The guy there was, lying on the ground, with all his friends around him, muttering something disrespectful. Extremely disturbing I must say! Things about our hospital, stuff like how he hated it, how awful it was. Hilarious, does he think our hospital like to have patient like him?