益帮人英语幽默笑话连载2
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英语冷笑话 1：小偷来家里偷东西，就这么做！
A thief broke into my house last night.
He started searching for money money so I woke up and searched with him.
英语冷笑话 2：这条路为什么不能走？
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside
One donkey said, so shall we cross?
The other donkey said, “No way, look at what happened to the zebra!”
英语冷笑话 3：音乐老师为什么不能打开门？
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
英语冷笑话 4：保暖秘籍
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
英语冷笑话 5：英吉利海峡在哪？
The teacher is asking a geography question:Mary, where is the English Channel?
I don’t know.
We can’t get it on our TV.
英语冷笑话 6：今天放半天假
Teacher: class， we will have only a half day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
英语冷笑话 7：从来不开心
Q.Which painting is never happy?
A. The Moaning Lisa
英语冷笑话 8：三个问题
A guy goes into a lawyer's office and asks the lawyer: "Excuse me, how much do you charge?"
The lawyer responds: "I charge $1,000 to answer three questions."
"Bloody hell! That's a bit expensive isn't it?"
"Yes. What's your third question?"
英语冷笑话 9：豆子
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student spoke up,"We are all human beans."
英语冷笑话 10：里面有一封信
Q: What word starts with e, ends in e, but only has one letter in it?
A: Envelope
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英语冷笑话 1：小偷来家里偷东西，就这么做！
A thief broke into my house last night.
He started searching for money money so I woke up and searched with him.
英语冷笑话 2：这条路为什么不能走？
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside
One donkey said, so shall we cross?
The other donkey said, “No way, look at what happened to the zebra!”
英语冷笑话 3：音乐老师为什么不能打开门？
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
英语冷笑话 4：保暖秘籍
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
英语冷笑话 5：英吉利海峡在哪？
The teacher is asking a geography question:Mary, where is the English Channel?
I don’t know.
We can’t get it on our TV.
英语冷笑话 6：今天放半天假
Teacher: class， we will have only a half day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
英语冷笑话 7：从来不开心
Q.Which painting is never happy?
A. The Moaning Lisa
英语冷笑话 8：三个问题
A guy goes into a lawyer's office and asks the lawyer: "Excuse me, how much do you charge?"
The lawyer responds: "I charge $1,000 to answer three questions."
"Bloody hell! That's a bit expensive isn't it?"
"Yes. What's your third question?"
英语冷笑话 9：豆子
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student spoke up,"We are all human beans."
英语冷笑话 10：里面有一封信
Q: What word starts with e, ends in e, but only has one letter in it?
A: Envelope
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