"You Take Your Black Metal Too Seriously"
Bashing the untrue
Those are few of the only things you do
This band is a sellout
That band is gay
It doesn't matter that much
Yet you are overly concerned
Your existence is hard to be justified
So you just fool yourself and think that you are elite
Get a fuckin life
and deal with your piling up fat
Can't you loosen up a bit
It's just entertainment goddamn it
Can't you stop being so stiff
You take your black metal too seriously
Is it crushing?
Is it unforgiving?
Is it hateful?
Or is it elite?
12 different bands
Same bunch of adjectives
Again and again
Is it violent?
Is it militant?
Is it barbaric?
Or is it just plainly unimaginative?
"Record Collectors are Pretentious Arseholes"
You buy them all
You swallow them whole
What version is that?
How many copies were pressed?
You are losing sleep over it
While we are laughing in our dreams
I'm trolling you all
with those limited to 40 records
The sound quality is dreadful
but you are breaking your head to get one
You are too afraid that they would wear out
So you only listen to those albums in mp3
Why don't you just buy it from itunes
Some of you don't even have a turntable