我在中国玩乐队学习到的东西.

2014-05-27 21:09:29

falseAss
2014-05-27 22:34:55 falseAss (:%s/quit/tenuki/g)

英文版在哪里看啊

Joviiii
2014-05-27 23:16:11 Joviiii

看完好热血

Sick Boy
2014-05-27 23:46:30 Sick Boy

写得太真诚了..所以.一起去冒险吧.

潜龙戏水
2014-05-28 05:38:36 潜龙戏水 (寡人)

我是越来越喜欢PAIRS乐队这鼓手兼主唱这哥们了

Humbug
2014-05-28 10:34:22 Humbug (Tears in rain)
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来这里打广告,不合适吧?

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2014-05-28 10:53:37 [已注销]

我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么!

防止约炮约到小偷趁你洗澡时候偷你的钱

我是新人
2014-05-28 11:10:57 我是新人 (路边的老人弹着最后的blues)
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有毛病

車庫
2014-05-28 11:17:31 車庫 (money can't buy flavor)

“在中国,观众们基本不在乎他们听到的是什么。”

。。。。朋友,你没事儿吧?

maryaret
2014-05-28 11:18:25 maryaret (冷。世界末日。)
我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你 我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你洗澡时候偷你的钱 ... [已注销]

据闻真是这种想法的。赞

♣lùlu♣
2014-05-28 11:29:34 ♣lùlu♣ (您五行差火呀亲)

澳洲人民不是不想演完出吃宵夜,而是好吃的餐馆都不愿意开那么晚啊,叹……

喵的袜子
2014-05-28 11:34:05 喵的袜子

翻的略略嗯。。。。原文po上来吧

buou886
2014-05-28 11:37:08 buou886

这不光是玩乐队啊~~~

萵丗幬腩
2014-05-28 11:54:37 萵丗幬腩 (厚积)

等老子回国

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 12:13:30 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
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广告?广告什么了?

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 12:13:38 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
有毛病 有毛病 我是新人

你有毛病

我是新人
2014-05-28 12:24:35 我是新人 (路边的老人弹着最后的blues)
你有毛病 你有毛病 刘陆伟释魂冥燚

你他妈就是傻逼啊,什么吊乐队,真鸡巴难听,二逼

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 12:45:21 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
你他妈就是傻逼啊,什么吊乐队,真鸡巴难听,二逼 你他妈就是傻逼啊,什么吊乐队,真鸡巴难听,二逼 我是新人

滚你妈了个逼,。狗逼废渣

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 12:49:05 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
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分享一下组乐队的经历,还“打广告”,真他妈一帮脑残

我是新人
2014-05-28 12:54:25 我是新人 (路边的老人弹着最后的blues)
滚你妈了个逼,。狗逼废渣 滚你妈了个逼,。狗逼废渣 刘陆伟释魂冥燚

真是个傻逼 欠打

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 12:56:39 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
真是个傻逼 欠打 真是个傻逼 欠打 我是新人

废渣,有种过来,老子等着呢,你妈逼的狗逼脑残

我是新人
2014-05-28 12:58:05 我是新人 (路边的老人弹着最后的blues)
废渣,有种过来,老子等着呢,你妈逼的狗逼脑残 废渣,有种过来,老子等着呢,你妈逼的狗逼脑残 刘陆伟释魂冥燚

老子打的就是你 呆逼

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 13:00:49 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
老子打的就是你 呆逼 老子打的就是你 呆逼 我是新人

废渣,有种别在网上装孙子,真尼玛怂逼

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 13:04:20 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
老子打的就是你 呆逼 老子打的就是你 呆逼 我是新人

爷在这等着呢,你要是不来打我你就是个二货怂逼,什么玩意,你这种渣滓老子见多了,还玩音乐,玩你妈逼去吧

舒服蕾
2014-05-28 13:05:15 舒服蕾
我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你 我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你洗澡时候偷你的钱 ... [已注销]

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2014-05-28 13:06:51 [已注销]
舒服蕾

哈哈哈哈哈,忘了在哪看的了

爪
2014-05-28 13:15:00 (Look at your sun)

在别人日记底下吵架的都是真摇

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 14:16:34 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
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看到我的小站关注人数远超你的什么“组织”,妒火中烧是么?中国圈子里怎么这么多你这样的下贱玩意呢?有这装逼的时间把自己该做的事情做好吧,真可怜

Humbug
2014-05-28 14:20:01 Humbug (Tears in rain)

道理讲不明白,只好放大招一边骂得不堪入目一边说“关注人数”,期望把对方压得说不出话来。能换个路子吗,大师?

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 14:24:27 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
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你真估计错了,很多人乐意做,很多人乐意看,你加油做你的广告,拿别人的音乐赚钱,希望你们将来能赚大钱,到时候再装逼,OK?

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 14:25:57 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
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合作?开玩笑呢?谁会跟你这么狭隘阴暗,自己没什么本事只会诋毁别人的人合作?

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 14:29:01 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)

中国圈子里怎么这么多二逼,一天到晚光急着诋毁别人,先看看自己做得什么样吧,先学做人再做事

Humbug
2014-05-28 14:31:18 Humbug (Tears in rain)

骂人的人说“光急着诋毁别人,先看看自己做得什么样,先学做人再做事”

还在想为什么这么多人不愿意跟你玩儿乐队是吗?

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 14:33:04 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)
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没有音乐人的创作你们这笔钱赚得到么?别装得跟救世主一样,搞笑不?拿面镜子好好看看自己去吧,我没工夫跟这种龌龊小商贩浪费时间

刘陆伟释魂冥燚
2014-05-28 14:37:55 刘陆伟释魂冥燚 (你听到我了吗)

忘了是谁先诬蔑别人的?呵呵,还在想为什么才那么少人关注?有这强词夺理胡搅蛮缠的时间不如自己好好反省去吧

qiangleo
2014-05-28 15:43:10 qiangleo

在人家这里骂人不太好吧。小中别介意。

东
2014-05-28 15:43:49 (Rage, rage)

3年前在广州看了Pairs,真想再看一次。

其余参考第一段第3句。

花吃了这女孩诶
2014-05-28 16:52:01 花吃了这女孩诶

出去冒险是好的,学多点东西当然是一生之本。。。。。BY THE WAY,有的人真的没有素质。

maryaret
2014-05-28 17:29:16 maryaret (冷。世界末日。)
3年前在广州看了Pairs,真想再看一次。 其余参考第一段第3句。 3年前在广州看了Pairs,真想再看一次。 其余参考第一段第3句。

我竟然不知道!我竟然错过了!之前问他们要不要来广州来一场,他们说不够时间了,唉真是可惜

fifi
2014-05-28 17:40:20 fifi
我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你 我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你洗澡时候偷你的钱 ... [已注销]

真的咩……!

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2014-05-28 17:50:45 [已注销]
真的咩……! 真的咩……! fifi

忘了在哪里看的
但是转念一想觉得很靠谱啊!

爱来不来
2014-05-28 17:53:00 爱来不来 (一步步向前走就好)

fifi
2014-05-28 17:53:35 fifi
忘了在哪里看的 但是转念一想觉得很靠谱啊! 忘了在哪里看的 但是转念一想觉得很靠谱啊! [已注销]

是!靠!谱!

kim
2014-05-28 22:01:23 kim (kimkimkimchangfen)

bye!

Kavya
2014-05-28 23:39:55 Kavya (光脚不怕穿鞋的)

novotel也是“把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室”……增添情趣?

FireStar
2014-05-29 01:13:15 FireStar (克制才是永恒)

好赞!

眼
2014-05-29 19:19:42 (iamtheonlyonecanridethathorse)

THINGS I’VE LEARNT FROM BEING A BAND IN CHINA.

There are an amazing amount of great people here, doing really creative things. There are some really horrible people here who only care about money and their face. Ignore the shit people and focus on the good ones who make you want to do better,

The shows always come together in the end. It’s the oddest fucking thing, but it seems that regardless of planning or preparation or how late the drum kit arrives, the show will nearly always come together. It hurts my brain and makes me feel a bit stressed but it always happens in the end.

I’ve never seen so many bands pull out of shows due to work. The bosses here are insane! They expect their employees to drop anything and everything with little to no warning and any time of day or night, even if it’s the weekend. Sometimes I think you need to stand up to your boss and say ‘fuck off, the weekend is my time’. All work and no play makes everyone a little crazy.

Can someone introduce me to the architect who designed the Motel 168 rooms? I want to ask them what the fuck they were thinking putting a window from the shower directly into the bedroom!

People waste their talent. Although this just isn’t in China, but being here, I have met so many great musicians with great ideas and when I ask ‘why aren’t you making music?’ they say ‘ahhh I can’t find anyone to play with’. Fuck them then. Get a drum machine and make the songs yourself. Record them on your iPhone. Put them on Douban and like-minded people will find you. Don’t just sit around wishing. Make a move. Be active. If you tried and you failed, cool, at least you tried.

Crowds in China generally don’t give a fuck about their hearing. It’s almost like they like that ringing in their ears. Wear earplugs! Just do it! Protect your ears. I think a law should be made in China that all live music venues should have earplugs available.

The sound person for the night will play whatever they want between the bands, regardless of what kind of night it is. I’ve been to metal shows and between each band, they played Wang Faye. During folk shows, I’ve heard really loud emo pop punk played whilst the next artist was walking on stage with their acoustic guitar. We played a festival where they played 1980’s Chinese pop between all the bands. Always seems a strange mix, and that can be good but sometimes it’s also nice to create a theme or a vibe or have some sort of consistency.

Going for a meal after a show is awesome and I really hope people in Australia start doing it more.

A lot of bands here try really hard to be cool, but in trying to be cool they lose a part of their personality that people want to connect with. Be way more cooler if they were vulnerable, passionate, honest and enjoying themselves. Bands that are honest and passionate are always more fun to watch than bands that are ‘cool’.

A lot more girls go to shows than guys. If it’s a free show at Mao, you can expect to see that females are the vast majority. If you’re a single guy complaining that you can’t meet a girl, then go to these shows. At least you know the girl is interesting and likes doing more with her free time than just staring at pictures of food on WeChat.

If the TV is on in the hotel room, you quickly learn that the TV producers think everyone is an idiot. There is so much noise in the background whilst people are talking; a lot of beeps and bops and silly cartoon noises like the show is afraid of any silence and they must keep the viewer constantly over-stimulated.

A lot of bands need to develop skills. Not playing skills, but skills how to deal with money, how to promote a tour, how to talk to the audience, how to communicate with the organiser. Being shy or having someone else do it stops you from gaining these experiences and when that person leaves for bigger things, you’re left with nothing.

Where are the locks on the toilets going? Even brand new toilets are missing locks. Is someone stealing them? What are they doing with them? Even at people’s houses the locks are missing. If you have a friend who you know likes stealing the locks from bathroom doors, please report them to the police.

Howie, Space, Zoe and all the people in the Full Label crew are amazing. If you’re in a band, please go play in Guangzhou. Full Label are incredibly inspiring and make you want to be better people. Follow them on Weibo, Douban and whatever else they have. Get to know them.

Shanghai bands don’t like to leave Shanghai. Not all of them, but most of them. Not sure if it’s because of a lack of money, lack of time, lack of organization, lack of motivation or the fact that people outside of their circle of friends won’t give a shit about them, but so many Shanghai bands just refuse to play a show outside of Shanghai.

People are an endless pit of ideas, you don’t need to copy. Trust yourself and your own ideas and push them forward. It’s probably better to be hated for your own ideas than to be liked for someone else’s.

There seems to be a weird thing after shows here where people ask me for my phone number even though they are never going to call me. I don’t know if they collect phone numbers or just want to see what kind of phone I have, but it’s a little odd.

I know I’m a dumb foreigner but I will never, never, in a 100 years ever understand the moving of the work days because there is a holiday. I don’t give a fuck if I had Tuesday and Wednesday off, I’m not working on a Sunday.

It seems bands and celebrities here are really, really open to sponsorship deals and putting their faces and names on things. Understandable at times but sometimes it seems as if they’ll be sponsored by anything. Jackie Chan will sell socks, dumplings, cars, cameras, green tea, shampoo, computers, Pepsi. How much money does someone need?

From touring around China, I’ve noticed that people want to try new things but either don’t know how to start, are afraid to try or try once and give up. If you want something, keep pushing for it. Keep trying. Keep moving forward. Do good things, treat other people how you want to be treated and do more than just sleep, eat and work. Because I really think, if you ask anyone who is on their death bed, they will never say that they wished they did more work – it will be they wished that they did things that made them happy and spent more time with their friends and family.

The biggest thing I learnt was that nothing happens if you don’t try. I came to China by myself, with no knowledge of the language or the culture. I didn’t know one person here. But through that choice to try something new, I am leaving having seen a lot of Asia, having made a lot of friends, having met my wife here and a lot of amazing memories. Take a risk!

kiki
2014-05-29 21:26:45 kiki

很多乐队为了能变酷付出了太多~太多~~

农村企业家
2014-05-29 21:29:33 农村企业家
我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你 我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你洗澡时候偷你的钱 ... [已注销]

原来是这样!

yuhuoshao
2014-05-29 21:42:11 yuhuoshao (超级无聊的人。)

好棒。

孙晨
2014-05-29 21:48:19 孙晨 (不在乎它是不是悬崖峭壁)

take a risk.

请输入你的名号
2014-05-29 22:00:43 请输入你的名号 (他是她的他的他的她)

我为什么只看到最后一段....

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2014-05-29 22:25:01 [已注销]

翻到这个乐队的微博看了他们贴的Blue Dress MV,里面有大量不着调的人对着镜头做着不着调的事情,画面背景十分日常,不过主角都很抢戏,而且浑身洋溢着一种叫Happy的情绪。突然就想到了草根文化和精英文化,大概摇滚天生就是草根文化的产物,野蛮、原生、接地气,难登大雅之堂,也并不追求去登那大雅之堂。乐队唱得尽兴、演奏得痛快,观众们玩得开心,闹得欢腾。在宏大的殿堂中可以感受到的肃穆与高贵,摇滚满足不了;在寻常的街头上可以感受到的喧嚣与直白,其他音乐也满足不了。

fee
2014-05-29 23:34:36 fee
我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你 我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你洗澡时候偷你的钱 ... [已注销]

千语千寻
2014-05-29 23:35:36 千语千寻 (无数草and泥and马奔腾不已啊~~)

@木林豆芽 好真诚好热血!

注销
2014-05-30 00:10:31 注销

外国屌丝很年轻

孙晨
2014-05-30 00:21:02 孙晨 (不在乎它是不是悬崖峭壁)

刚才去听了一下Paris乐队的歌,还是不太能接受这种歇斯底里的风格。也许我已经过了这个躁动的年龄

琉璃
2014-05-30 00:22:19 琉璃 (不喝咖啡会死的金星人)

道理谁都懂,可真心觉得折腾不起了

美人蛊
2014-05-30 00:35:11 美人蛊 (正心 正念 正知 正觉 正悟)

作为同行 我就没好好迈开步子 自愧不如 真是喜欢最后一段

大白皮.gpx
2014-05-30 03:05:47 大白皮.gpx (后入为主)

忘加这一条了:中国的乐手乐迷们都喜欢在豆瓣、微博、贴吧等社交媒体上互喷,大打口水大战,尽管他们互喷的内容很可能与主楼毫无关联却也不亦乐乎。~ :)

Kavya
2014-05-30 08:06:19 Kavya (光脚不怕穿鞋的)

lots of "fucks" in the english version haha

劳炳仁
2014-05-30 08:59:33 劳炳仁 (生理不能自活)
忘加这一条了:中国的乐手乐迷们都喜欢在豆瓣、微博、贴吧等社交媒体上互喷,大打口水大战,尽管 忘加这一条了:中国的乐手乐迷们都喜欢在豆瓣、微博、贴吧等社交媒体上互喷,大打口水大战,尽管他们互喷的内容很可能与主楼毫无关联却也不亦乐乎。~ :) ... 大白皮.gpx

后入为主

Isak
2014-05-30 09:30:04 Isak (site.douban.com/mengling)
忘加这一条了:中国的乐手乐迷们都喜欢在豆瓣、微博、贴吧等社交媒体上互喷,大打口水大战,尽管 忘加这一条了:中国的乐手乐迷们都喜欢在豆瓣、微博、贴吧等社交媒体上互喷,大打口水大战,尽管他们互喷的内容很可能与主楼毫无关联却也不亦乐乎。~ :) ... 大白皮.gpx

哈哈哈,+10086,笑而不语

su/su/su
2014-05-30 09:31:04 su/su/su (------)

等你回来

每天一种生活
2014-05-30 09:47:10 每天一种生活 (www.dgdxdl.com www.hbbeda.com)

我去,太扯了吧,总之我觉得淋浴间对着卧室很不好

ChirleeSUSU
2014-05-30 09:48:14 ChirleeSUSU (be nice)

真诚而热忱的乐队永远都要比‘酷’乐队观赏起来更有趣。

星X
2014-05-30 09:50:53 星X

哈哈,我觉得最有趣的是这篇中文里洋溢着浓浓的翻译腔

猜不透`mi
2014-05-30 10:50:03 猜不透`mi

与其因为别人的想法而被喜欢,远不如因为自己的创意而被否定。

上海SEO培训
2014-05-30 11:03:55 上海SEO培训 (http://www.douban.com/people/8)

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刘雨瑶
2014-05-30 11:48:24 刘雨瑶 (27岁不容易啊)

赞一个

王大发
2014-05-30 12:33:30 王大发 (咯咯咯)

真棒

tommy
2014-05-30 13:04:24 tommy (来来,乐一个!)
“在中国,观众们基本不在乎他们听到的是什么。” 。。。。朋友,你没事儿吧? “在中国,观众们基本不在乎他们听到的是什么。” 。。。。朋友,你没事儿吧? 車庫

这是真的,不管台上是什么乐队,乐队是什么风格,一首歌下来观众们都不敢不说:“牛B!!!!!!”

渐行渐远
2014-05-30 14:43:09 渐行渐远

我的梦想 http://kele58.blog.163.com/

眼
2014-05-30 23:42:31 (iamtheonlyonecanridethathorse)
哈哈,我觉得最有趣的是这篇中文里洋溢着浓浓的翻译腔 哈哈,我觉得最有趣的是这篇中文里洋溢着浓浓的翻译腔 星X

请问翻译腔是什么呐?

Jephie
2014-06-22 23:09:43 Jephie
我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你 我想问问当他们把淋浴间的玻璃窗户就这么对着卧室的时候到底在想什么! 防止约炮约到小偷趁你洗澡时候偷你的钱 ... [已注销]

很有人性化的设计

LL
2014-08-12 17:33:17 LL (要变成像鲤鱼王一样厉害的大人)
澳洲人民不是不想演完出吃宵夜,而是好吃的餐馆都不愿意开那么晚啊,叹…… 澳洲人民不是不想演完出吃宵夜,而是好吃的餐馆都不愿意开那么晚啊,叹…… ♣lùlu♣

我去Facebook好友。。。。。。

♣lùlu♣
2014-08-13 08:32:33 ♣lùlu♣ (您五行差火呀亲)
我去Facebook好友。。。。。。 我去Facebook好友。。。。。。 LL

我怎么不知道我FACEBOOK有你