When I'm 84 years old and loves to fish.
I was sitting in my boat the other day when I heard a voice say, ' Pick me up. '
I looked around and couldn ' t see anyone.
I thought I was dreaming when I heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. '
I looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
I said, ' Are you talking to me? '
The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you. '
Pick me up then, kiss me and I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride! '
I looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully,
and placed it in my front pocket.
The frog said, ' What, are you nuts? Didn ' t you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '
I opened my pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog. '